{"product_id":"now-i-know-my-abcs","title":"Now I know my ABC's (Original Art)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis card is a perfect example of \u003cem\u003eUnhinged’s\u003c\/em\u003e meta humor – it takes the “alternate win condition” option (e.g. \u003cem\u003eMortal Combat, Battle of Wits,\u003c\/em\u003e or \u003cem\u003eDoor to Nothingness\u003c\/em\u003e) and turns it into something absurdly impossible yet thematically delightful. The idea is simple but hilarious: if you can assemble permanents whose names collectively use every single letter of the English alphabet, you just win the game. It’s a puzzle, a scavenger hunt, and a linguistic challenge all in one. \u003cem\u003eNow I Know My ABC’s\u003c\/em\u003e is a wink at children’s alphabet games, recast through Magic’s overcomplicated mechanics. It fits blue’s flavor of intellect, curiosity, and puzzles – while also making fun at Magic’s increasingly complex card names and wordy designs. This card is only legal in silver-bordered games such as Unhinged Drafts, Unstable Cubes, and Casual “Un-Commander”. Because there is no competitive setting, decks using this card are usually built around “the joke” rather than actually winning the game with it. Still, players love to see how close they can actually get to an alphabet win. This card is not on the Reserved List.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"artwhirled","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44762019463213,"sku":null,"price":0.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/8000\/6957\/files\/Now_I_Know_My_ABCs_Original_Art_Unhinged_front_a_white.jpg?v=1775126847","url":"https:\/\/artwhirled.com\/products\/now-i-know-my-abcs","provider":"Art Whirled","version":"1.0","type":"link"}